HEHE..some last minute Christmas ideas

The Perfect T-shirt

or Maybe you prefer it in black

and maybe a towel for grandpa

Puttin the HO in Ho Ho Ho!

A Little Gift from my good friend... The Sultan

Have an absolutely naughty Christmas >:-)

Weird Sex Dreams

Ok look I had a sex dream about my ex last night. Is that normal? It is kinda freakin' me out. Oh here is the weird part her current husband had put some sort of device in her Vajayjay to keep me out and I had to disable the device first.

I woke up before we actually did the deed, but just before her new husband caught us!

Oh and it really wasn't her body. I mean not that I recall. Is it weird I was with someone for so long and now I am starting to forget any aspect of it. I might just have fucking Alzheimer's I swear!


Is this normal? Has any one else ever had one of these?

I would love to hear how you analyze it!

Come to My Window

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon
I would dial the numbers
Just to listen to your breath

I would stand inside my hell
And hold the hand of death
You don't know how far I'd go
To ease this precious ache
You don't know how much I'd give
Or how much I can take

Just to reach you
Just to reach you
Oh to reach you
Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon

Keeping my eyes open
I cannot afford to sleep
Giving away promises
I know that I can't keep

Nothing fills the blackness
That has seeped into my chest
I need you in my blood
I am forsaking all the rest

Just to reach you
Just to reach you
Oh to reach you
Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon

I don't care what they think
I don't care what they say
What do they know about this love anyway

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon

Ugh! I can't masturbate!!

This sooo sucks...Seriously....I mean me and my right hand like have a date night and everything. Seriously being single and somewhat isolated and not being able to fire off the old pecker pistol is a serious setback to my love life.

The reason you ask?

Post-Coital headaches. Everytime I polish the ol sword my head wants to explode after ward. Getting checked out by the doctor...but these headaches continue to stalk meI am goingt to die of DSB!

I have gotten Gun SHy so to speak

Freckles

Your Freckles are like constellations on your body. I trace them with my finger I kiss the big stars with my lips. I like to explore your constellations. I am a wandering traveler seeing what new worlds of pleasure I will find. Thank you for sharing your universe with me.

*SIGH*..Breath Deeply