Q&A TMI

First off that smiley face..is what it is...OK? Secondly I wanted to try something new here. Go ahead and use my comment section to ask me a question. Ask me any question that is sexual in nature and I will at answer it honestly. Whether it is about guys, women, preferences, you name it. You ask it and I will answer it. You are welcome to use the anonymous option as well. Ok..make sense...ASK Away!

A Story - The ending (The happy ending *snicker*)

She was pulling him up back towards her and he knew what that meant. She wanted him inside of her and she wanted it right now. He felt so proud of himself he was still in control and he was going to tease her even more. He knew she was hot, wet and ready to go. She would be soft, slippery and tight with her wrapped around his hard cock. When his mouth reached her face she kissed him deeply and eagerly and before he knew what was going on she flipped him to his back. He was surprised, he laughed a little bit, but before he knew it the sensations made him gasp and even moan a little. She was over him now. She was in control. She was straddling him, kissing him. As her hair hung down around her face he thought to himself how fucking sexy that was as she kissed his neck, his chest, as she played with his nipples in her mouth and reached down and grabbed him. He was so hard and throbbing at this point it almost hurt. It never occurred to him until just this moment how long he had denied himself any pleasure. Her hair brushed along his skin as she moved further south with her kisses.This sensation gave him goosebumps from his head to his toes. He reached down and ran his fingers through her hair and just watched.

She grabbed him firmly and began to tease his cock with her tongue. She was having fun now. She was in control and she was going to drive this man crazy. She had talents too ya know. This was not unfamiliar territory for her. She licked around the head and tickled that spot right in the back where the head met his shaft. This made him arch his back and moan. She looked up at him with this evil grin knowing she was going to return the favor for his merciless teasing earlier. She gently took his balls into her hand and licked the entire length of his shaft. It was all he could do not to lose it at this point. The delayed gratification only intensified things . Then after what seemed like an eternity she took him into her mouth. The sensation made him feel waves of pleasure. Her mouth was warm, and wet and inviting and a sensation seemingly long forgotten by him. Her lips were soft and sensual as they wrapped around him and his instinct was to reach down and gently grab her head as she took him in and out of her mouth in long sensual strokes. He could feel the pressure and sensation as she sucked on him and he felt so swollen at this point. She continued to play with his balls as she took him deeper and deeper into her mouth. She would take a break every once in a while to lick and stroke him then go right back to taking him in her mouth. She loved the feel of him in` her mouth, the taste, the saltiness, the feeling of power it gave her over him. He was her plaything at his point. He held off as long as he could and then he had to pull her away. He wanted to cum, but not now, not yet, but man oh man he was so close.

It was time. She wanted this man inside of her and she wanted it now. She straddled herself across him and she grabbed his cock and pointed it right inside her. He looked at her and she smiled as she lowered herself on to him. He watched as his cock disappeared inside her and her smile turned to a moan. He grabbed both of her hands as she rocked herself back and forth on top of him. She was so hot inside. He could feel her wetness on his hips. He looked at her and in his mind it was so surreal. He loved every one of her full curves, She was not perfect and neither was he, but she was stunningly beautiful. Her erect nipples, her hair stuck to her slightly sweaty face at this point, her hips swallowing him, her eyes closed, her mouth slightly open, the moans. The smell of her, the taste of he was totally engulfed in this moment. In and of its own way it was perfection. As her breathing increased, so did her moans, and as she began to say "oh God Yes" he began to thrust his hips up to meet hers. At first he grabbed her breasts, ann then he dug his fingernails in as he grabbed her hips. She was still in control at this point, moving and positioning herself for the best sensation. As she came she dug her fingernails into his chest. The pain and the intensity of it all only added to his sensation and he let go. It was intense, it was like lightening, he thrust upward and he exploded inside of her. He felt the muscles of her contract around him with each push. After they both finished she leaned forward to kiss him. She was soft and salty and her hair stuck to his face as they kissed and he loved it. He was still inside her and she giggled as she flexed squeezed him to let him know what she was capable of. "You like" she asked "oh yeah" he said then he said "how about you?" she kissed him tenderly and whispered in his ear "oh yes and that is just round 1"

They played in that bed until the sun came up, resting in between rounds only long enough to regain their strength. The teased and played, they laughed and traded control. They tried as many positions as they could think of. At times though he loved just being at top, pinning her legs wide open behind his arms and just burying himself deep inside her. She loved the long strokes of when he would take her from behind, slamming himself into her. In the morning they slept in each others arms. In the end he was not sure what this evening meant. He wasn't upset about it though. The moment was nice and it had been so long and that is all he wanted to think about. He stroked her hair, He watched her breathe for a while. He smiled, he went back to sleep.

Bad Sex CQW...a guest post

The following is a post from a guest who wishes to remain anonymous. Now to be fair I left a relationship because of non-existent sex, but not necessarily bad sex. I think every relationship has some bad sex in it. Look when you are married, working, kids, jobs, places to be sometimes you have to "Pay the Rent/Mortgage" as they say. I am not a huge fan of this kind of sex, but it has its place. I think the author is referring to Bad sex that is consistent regardless of conditions. Of course I may have to look her up on that whole nympho thing ;-)

On a good note I was not unfamiliar with any of her suggestions for good sex. I am pretty much on board with them all. I think some of that comes with age and experience. If I am to put a plug in for older guys who know what to do in the sack we know to ask, and we like being told. We know to tell a woman she is beautiful and how to make her feel special. It tends to be more about them and less about us.

So here it is. Do you agree with the author's description of bad Sex or Lousy Sex? Do you think bad sex is something to leave a relationship for? What do you think about her tips for potential lovers?

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Bad Sex: A Necessary Evil?

As a self-proclaimed Nympho, I always thought that any sex was better than no sex, or even solo sex. Boy, was I was wrong. Nobody deserves bad sex. If you are in a relationship having bad sex, either change the sex or change the partner.

My definition of bad sex:

* When he doesn’t make eye contact.
* When he doesn’t kiss you.
* When there is no foreplay.
* When he doesn’t seem to attempt to make you climax.
* When he’s done, he gets up and washes off his penis in the sink.
* When he rolls over, turns his back to you and quickly goes to sleep.
* When he doesn’t say, “I love you” or doesn’t even say anything at all.

Personally, I’d rather play “solitaire”, if you know what I mean. At least if I don’t “win”, I know I tried.

I’d even settle for lousy sex, which I believe is a step up from bad sex. I define lousy sex as:

* When the intimacy session lasts longer than 10 minutes.
* When you include more than one position.
* When he takes the time to undress; not just pull his pants down.

I don’t speak for all women, but in case I ever have sex on the open market again in this lifetime, I hereby issue this open letter to men:

– PLEASE ask your woman what feels good and then DO IT. I don’t care if you’ve been together for years, keep on asking and keep on doing! Don’t get lazy. We have choices and we’re not afraid to use them.

– PLEASE tell your woman what you love/like about her. THIS WILL COUNT TOWARDS FOREPLAY. Tell her if you love her, if you’ve been thinking about her all day or if the way she looks in that dress turns you on.

– News Flash: Telling her that your dick is hard is not a turn on for most women. We don’t care. Waving it around doesn’t turn us on either. You just look silly.

– There are dozens of erogenous zones. You will get a prize for finding all of them.

As for me, I’ve concluded that life is too short to accept bad sex as a part of a relationship. Bad sex makes you feel bad, which I believe is the exact opposite of its original intent.

If you are having bad sex, speak up! If he cares about you, he’ll make some changes. If he doesn’t, say no to the Neanderthal and invest in a mechanical replacement, sold in adult stores near you. They don’t snore, leave their beer bottles everywhere and they are always there for you when you need them, as long as you have an endless supply of AA’s.

TMI - Fat Tuesday

1. Have you had sex with another person in 2010? Have you passed on an opportunity to sex with another person in 2010?

No, and the opportunity has not even arisen that I am aware of. It probably seems pretty pathetic the whole idea that I even have this blog doesn't it? Any takers?

2. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

Does falling off the bed and sustaining a sex injury count? I have actually managed to do that. other than that although I am pretty comedic by nature I take my sex straight with no chaser. :-)

3. What is the first thing you notice about a member of the opposite sex?

Hmmmm seriously Hair, eyes and smile. I admit will check out her ass and chest too, especially if she makes them obvious. Although I like most women's curves and the uniqueness of them. However, I am a sucker for a pretty smile and beautiful eyes.

4. What is the best pick-up line you have ever heard? Every used? Ever been used on you?

Never used one. If I like a woman I'll just try to start a conversation. If she looks good I'll eventually just work up the nerve and tell her how great she looks. I have never had a line used on me. I think even it was totally goofy I would be flattered by it though, but then again I am sure it is different for guys.

5. Where is the most unique you have ever had sex?

On a football field underneath the bleachers, In a VW van totally stuck in the mud, and on the middle of the floor of a health club(umm after it was closed of course I am not sure I am good enough to have done it during business hours :-).

Bonus (as in optional): Do you pee in the shower? If so, has any SO known that you pee in the shower? Has any SO peed in the shower?

Well sure I have peed in the shower and do pee on occasion, but mostly I avoid it. I mean the toilet is right next to the shower, and at the gym I NEVER pee in the shower. I have never had a SO pee in the shower that I am aware of, but I don't think I would be grossed out or offended by it. Now if she gave birth in the shower I might be a little put off...just sayin'

A Story Part II

Her shirt was off and soon her bra was off too. The feel of her flesh against his hands filled his head with the idea of how much he had missed being close to someone. The intensity sent chills up his spine. He gently cupped one of her breasts and kissed her deeply as she worked feverishly at his shirt buttons, and then his belt. He was swept up in the moment and he moved from her mouth to her neck to her collar bone to her shoulder. She was pinned up against the wall and loved having his mouth and weight against her. As his mouth moved to one of her breasts she reached down and took hold. He shuddered, he gasped he almost stopped to catch his breath. He put her breast in his mouth. At first he kissed it gently then he swirled his mouth around her hardened nipple. He played with it at the tip of his tongue as she made him grow intensely hard. He grabbed her hips and held on for his life.

Suddenly he picked her up and took her to the bed and laid her down all the time kissing her and having her pull at his hair. The breathing was heavy and both of them could feel the sparks. There was no script there was no plan there was only the moment. He tore her pants off and smiled as he saw the little panties she had on. He had wondered if she knew this evening was going to happen all along they were so sexy. He ran his fingers along the inside, gently and slowly. He knew what he was doing now. His motions were smooth, gentle and deliberate. He was teasing her, creating anticipation. He felt her wetness he longed to taste her. He began to work his way down slowly kissing and tasting every inch along the way. He was taking his time. It was about control and as eager as he was to be on top of her, to be inside her he would make this moment last forever. As he worked his way down he slowly slid her panties down her legs, and she did the rest to wiggle out of them and kick them away. She laid back and grabbed the hair on his head and parted her legs. He reached down and just let the tips of his fingers glide over her mound. She let out a slight moan. He asked her if she liked that, but he already knew the answer. He positioned his head between her legs and gently pushed her knees back exposing her even more.

She willing obliged him and was trying to force his head into her. He resisted though and continued to tease her by gently using his tongue around the outside of her. Tracing along her like an artist outlining the portrait of his most intense moment ever. Then he used long strokes with his tongue to gently part her and traced his tongue along the inside of her. He could taste her, and feel her wetness on his chin. Then he went to her spot.. to her clit. At first he just played with it in quick short strokes to heighten her anticipation and draw her into his intensity. Then he began to circle it with his tongue. She had no idea he had such talents, but he knew exactly what he was doing and this time she moaned "Oh God yes" . He worked her clit with his tongue and as her thrusts grew more intense he would gently take her between his lips while continue to stroke her like there was no tomorrow. She pulled hard at his hair and as she did he reached up both hands and took her hard nipples between his thumb and forefinger gently pinching them and rolling them in between. As he her breath grew stronger, and her back arched, as she cried out he gently slipped a finger inside her and began to stroke her as his tongue worked faster and harder. He then shoved his hands under ass and grabbed her her hard with both hands. She was holding her own knees at this point. She yelled out now "oh yes like that don't stop!" and he didn't. He worked even harder now. The waves of of intense pleasure began to sweep over her body. They grew stronger with each stroke and her muscles began to contract. She grabbed his head and looked down at him hard at work then threw her head back and moaned so loudly as she came. He kept going then eventually slowed his pace. She pulled at his head to come back up to her. She wanted him deep inside of her now. She wanted him to feel how hot and wet she was. He got the message as his mouth slowly worked his way back up to hers....to be continued....

TMI - Tuesday ...A story break

I admit I still need to finish my story, but I have to be in the right mood to do it, and I have been battling so many things It just has not been in me. I will do some TMI in the meantime.

1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for?

Hmm since I don't have a S.O. I am free to lust for whomever...right? There is this woman in let's say in a country a little north of me. I lusted after her the other night. I would like to say thanks for everything. You are welcome to drunk email me A-N-Y-T-I-M-E! That was fun. You know who you are! ;-) A little more local..well there is one I'll admit I have lusted after her, but now I have kept it in check. Its a bit more than lust and ..hmmm.. man I could really ..I cannot even put it into words, but if she just gave me a chance. Not sure that will ever happen, but I can't spend my nights up worrying about it. Still I think I would show her some some pretty amazing and unbridled passion.

2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton?

Seriously... Crab legs, Chocolate, and Ginger Snaps. Of course not all at once, but certainly at different times. Oh oh oh I almost forgot whipped Cream from the can. I love that stuff and oh yes I WOULD Definitely eat it slowly off of you. I would lick every single bit of it. Just put it where you want my tongue to go! :-)

3. GREED: What are you greedy for?

Really?? sexually I think that is fairly obvious..umm...anything :-) I am also greedy for steady work, and I am working like a mofo to find it. I am college educated, and I have a lot of specific skills and talents. I am sure it won't be much longer...right?

4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth?

I really mean it when I say this. The perfect sloth day would be spending the day in bed with someone I was totally in love with. In reality I don't hold much hope for this any more. In fact, I try not to even think of it, and so it has become difficult to imagine. Still the idea is nice. even if it seems silly and sentimental to some.

5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone.

Yeah I got a problem with wrath. I am not an angry man, but there are times I could seriously destroy someone, and I am pretty capable of it. I like to refer to it as my inner "New York" There was a moment about a year ago when a guy I know who happened to be a lurker on my other blog took a pot shot at my failed marriage. He basically said that based on what he read in my blog its no wonder my wife left me. Which of course couldn't be further from the truth, but seriously for a while I was going to beat the shit out of him. I mean put him down hard. If someone harmed one of my children I would probably be that guy who jumps over the guard rail at court and just wails on the dude. It takes a lot really to get me to a point where fight or flight kicks in, but I would probably be pretty dangerous if forced to fight.

6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why?

Envy..hmm this is a tough one. I mean there are possibilities for so much here, but when does it go from infatuation, admiration or mild jealousy to envy. After thinking about it I think this example is as near a definition of Envy as I can get>>> Ok, so there is this person and she was going with a guy who basically discarded her when he was done with her. I was envious because he totally had her heart and didn't care one bit about it, and it was the only thing I wanted and couldn't have. Some of which had to do with the way he had left her emotionally. That is envy. Make sense?

7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of?

Truthfully, I swallow my fucking pride every goddamn morning these days. What am I proud of?
well I am proud of my children. They make me cry sometimes I am so proud of them. I am proud of the way I handled my divorce and treat my ex. I always try to be decent , civil, and not an ass. When I am an ass I am quick to apologize and fix the situation. I think if you talked to her she would agree. I am proud of the fact that I still get up every morning and fight the good fight even though most days are like a hard kick in the nuts. I am proud of my two world championships. They may not mean much to most folks, but twice I was undisputed the best in the world at something and that was no small feat trust me. I spent a lot a lot a lot of hours preparing with 128 other folks on my team.

A story

THE TMI questions didn't relly do anything for me this week and I couldn't title this story..so enjoy it for what it is.
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He looked across the room. His eyes were fixated on her if even for a moment. He prayed she didn't notice, he didn't want to seem desperate or strange, but she was amazing. She stopped him dead in his tracks and he wasn't even sure why. He had no hopes though. He wasn't hoping to meet her, and he certainly didn't think she would notice him. After she passed out of site he lowered his head and shook it a little bit , smiled, and thought to himself what was he even thinking. He was lonely there was no doubt about that, but these things never seemed to work out for him, so he did what he always did. He pushed it down he swallowed hard and went on talking to friends, having a few drinks and getting on with the night. Still he was distracted in his head and he wondered. She left him breathless if even for a moment.

The night wore on, the crowd got larger, and the music seemed to get louder. He slipped away to another part of the party, a place a little quieter, and where he could get a re-fill on his drink. He used to think of it as liquid courage, but as the evening carried on it was just to get him through another night. He turned around and suddenly there she was right in his face, and for a moment in time he was frozen. He smiled and tried to be charming, but admittedly he always felt awkward. "Hi" she said I saw you earlier " Do I know you?" . He cracked some joke..lame at best..but she laughed. It was a start of a conversation. It was nice and it was everything he could do to hide how nervous he was. He always seemed to blow it at "Hello", but things strangely enough were going smoothly. She was giving him signs, but he wasn't getting it..nope not a clue. She touched him, she talked to him as if no one else was there, she flipped her hair. How could he not see what was going on here. They had common friends and common interests, but all he could see was a conversation that would eventually fade and she would disappear. He wouldn't know well enough to ask her out again, or even get her number, but still they talked and enjoyed each other's company.

As the evening wore on she suddenly leaned into him and whispered "would you like to go somewhere more private?" He leaned back rather quickly, and looked at her and she smiled at him. At first he thought maybe this was a joke, or maybe a friend had put her up to it. This stuff just NEVER happens to him..never. He struggled for the words, and he doesn't know how but "Yeah that would be nice" slipped from his lips and she took him by the hand.

She lead him into a room somewhere in the house. It was quiet and dark. He nervously joked "Now What" and she kissed him and He kissed back. He brushed the hair from her face and tucked it behind one ear and he kissed her neck, and then her ear. He made his way back to her lips and ran his fingers through her hair and as he pulled her in and kissed her even more deeply. His other hand was in the small of her back. He wanted his hand to wander, but he didn't know if he should. He still didn't want to seem to forward. Her hands slid from his face, to his broad shoulders, along his chest and down the side of his body. Then she grabbed his crotch. He gasped it had been such a long time, and then suddenly for no reason he began to tremble. He pulled back, and she could feel him tremble. She whispered in his ear "Its OK baby just relax" she knew he was nervous and she was glad to exert some control.

As soon as he heard those words he relaxed. Then it all came rushing upward. The desire, the passion the fire..the pure lust within him. He remembered it all. It had been so long but it was always there just boiling under the surface. He kissed her, He pulled at her, and his hands went up her shirt and she raised her hands so he could easily slip it off over her head...... to be continued.....

There is a story coming

OK, I see you ladies write a lot of erotica...I am gonna take a shot...very soon. You know guys can write this stuff too, and I think I can do a little bit better than "We did it...Booyah!" :-) Who knows maybe even another HNT this Thursday. We will see how it goes...baby steps.....