TMI - Tuesday ...Just Fake it baby

1. What are your feelings about traditional bachelor/bachelorette parties?

Actually, I am not a huge fan of them. it's just not my thing. I find them predictable and unsociable. I am not making judgements on people who have them, or enjoy them they just do not get me going. I would prefer something more unusual like everyone going skydiving or hiking or something. Of course you risk killing the groom, but I think it is a better story to tell for the years to come. Oh and for the record IMHO it is abhorrent if the groom has sex with the stripper. I suppose I am getting a little bit on a moral high horse here, but I guess I still believe in the myth of true love. If that happened I would clearly state my objection and leave.

2. Do you wear (or not wear) something special to bed/dress differently when you want to have sex?

Yes, actually I have special underwear that are kind of sexy looking boxer briefs that I reserve for special occasions....and they are still waiting

3. Do you ever fake orgasms?

Yes, I have actually done this as a guy. Here is the deal ( I swear to God). I had been going for hours. I mean like two almost three hours non-stop. She had arrived at her destination more than a couple of times and I just could not acheive. I would get close, but then I couldn't get over the top and she was trying so hard to please me. However, my back was tired, my body de-hydrated, and I needed a break....so I faked it...don't ask how I explained the missing evidence. It happened again a couple nights later and I faked it again. This time she didn't buy it and she was disappointed like she wasn't good enough to please me and that just wasn't the case. It was a physiological thing not a sex thing per se. I can totally enjoy sex without having the "Big O" as long as I know my partner is having a blast...make sense?

4. Do you own any leather or rubber clothing?

Other than a belt or jacket...no..it all sounds so very sweaty and uncomfortable to be honest. Except for leather chaps which ummm would make me feel like an extra in the Village People!

5. On a scale from 1-10, how willing are you to do something in bed you don't want to just because you are asked?

Whats willing 1 or 10? Hey if she is got a request I am always up for it as long is it isn't something totally revolting like two girls and a cone (if you don't know...don't ask..really.. you'll regret it!)

Bonus: Can men and women be "just friends?"

Yes, trust me ..unfortunately yes! :-) Seriously though I think this is what separates us from the animals isn't it? That doesn't mean the idea of doing it with said friend hasn't popped into our head or accidentally in our dreams. I mean we are creatures of curiosity. Sometimes we do not fantasize at all. However, I have many females with whom I am just friends and it will NEVER be more than that.

yeah I know its Flo-Rida but seriously it is the perfect stripper song

GREAT FUCKING SEX

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This is a repost from a blog I wrote on the "OTHER" blog. I wrote it in June of this year...and unfortunately it still applies...crap. Ok let me just say something. A lot of women give me a lit if compliments these days. It is really really nice, but I swear would it be too much to ask for one..JUST ONE...to just come up and whisper something dirty in my ear and drag me into a bedroom or something... Come on Santa can you thow me a bone here?!!

*Sigh*

Here it is...enjoy...yadda yadda yadda

God between the dreams and this I have come to the conclusion I really miss sex. I am not just talking about gratuitous sex all though even that has its appeal right now. I am talking about the intimate passion shared by two people who are in a close relationship and feel completely comfortable with each other. I miss the squeezing, teasing, nibbling and breathing. Talking sexy even talking dirty. I miss fingernails and goosebumps and kissing all over. I miss being on top, being on bottom, being behind, from the side with my partner. I miss holding hands and close embraces. I miss oral sex, and sex that goes all night. I even miss quickie sex , spontaneous sex and middle of the day sex, morning sex and especially midnight sex. I miss being all hot and glowing with her knees behind my elbows. I miss the grabbing and being grabbed! I miss the sounds the whispers, the moans the giggles, the play. I miss the looks, as well as, the tenderness, the give and take, and the soft and deep kisses. I miss watching someone fall asleep then just enjoying the beauty of her curves and her body. I miss the touch of soft skin, goosebumps, and the smell of some feminine fragrance. I miss the sleeping in on a Saturday morning, and the shower the next morning,the smiling and morning after breakfast

/*sigh*/ I think it was something one of the office assistants told me yesterday. It was very titillating. Man this sucks.

HNT - Happy Thanksgiving!

I know its not a Turkey Breast, but you are welcome to bite, just a little

~ HHNT

( note my chest looks really big in this pic I think I just got done working out...even I was a little surprised!)

Don't forget to swing by Osbasso's to see who else is playing and don't forget about the Other HNT.

TMI - Tuesday the underwear edition

1. Is there an entertaining story attached to (women) your first bra / (men) your first jockstrap?
Hmmm I don't know how entertaining it is. I remember my first jockstrap. It was in 7th grade and I had to buy it for wrestling. I think the first jockstrap is a little awkward for any guy. "I'm sorry where does my junk go exactly (the cup made it weird), and these straps go where? " I think trying to get my first bra off a woman is far more entertaining. Damn I struggled and struggled with thing. I would like to personally thank my stripper GF Brooke for teaching me pinch and twist.

2. Is there a story to (women) your first try at bralessness /(men) your first encounter with bralessness?

Yes, yes, yes it was in Elementary school. Yep, I had figured out young that I liked boobies. We had this young super blonde librarian like right of the Swedish ski team . I even remember her name Miss Schreiber. How's that for an impression. She never wore bras during the summer when the school library would be open and it was gloriously noticeable. I am sure she never suspected that a 5th grade boy was honed in on those bad boys!

3. How about your first time going commando?

I don't remember my first time, but I have done it often. Actually I did it a lot more after I had kids..Why? because there was never time to get caught up on the laundry! :-) Which really is the only reason I go commando.

4. Or your first discovery of lack-of-underpants in another?

Actually, the first time didn't really involve me per se. I was in line in the mall for the midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture show. Two lipstick lesbians in Terry Cloth stretchy dresses started making out right in front of me. The one girl ran her hand up the other girls dress and ..whoa! Hello. I was with my GF and admit I had the hardest time pretending I was not watching. The other time I was involved was some of the best sex I ever had. I mean nothing says welcome when you go for third base and there is no third baseman!

5. Any other good underwear-related tales to tell?

No, not really well I had a GF buy me a G-string once that was an Elephant with a trunk complete with ears and googly eyes. So you can imagine how the trunk all worked out.


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Now playing: Nelly - Hot In Herre

HNT - You make me want to hang on

I arch my back in anticipation of you. I can feel you I can taste you. I know I want to be with you. Touch me and I tremble