Look I know how you women like it sometimes on top, sometimes from the back...and sometimes from the side. It's all good, but sometimes I just want to push you back. I want to pin you down. I want to bend your knees back as far as they will go and I want to drive. Yep...I want to drive fast I want to drive slow, but I want to be in control. Don't worry you'll get your turn! :-)
HERE is a great article on 12 secrets to better orgasms. I have to say I enjoy it when people send me this shit because I am always trying to improve. I have said it here before, and I will say it again there is not bigger turn on for me than to give a woman an orgasm!! I think female orgasms are so much more powerful and elusive than male orgasms. They are like the best amusement park ride ever.
That being said here are some of my favorite highlights from the article:
2. Talk the talk. “Men really want direction,” Berman says. Let your partner know when he’s on the right track, either by telling him what feels great or by moaning.
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5. Get risky. Research shows that engaging in thrill-seeking behaviors together (whether it’s rock climbing or just going to see a scary movie) stimulates dopamine in the brain, which gets your juices flowing.
Scary movies apparently work surprisingly well! :-)
oh and the awesome picture is compliments of Blue-Eyed Vixen!
A most awesome friend sent me a link to THIS BLOG in which a woman lists a pretty comprehensive and ...*ahem** tempting list of 50 things every woman should do sexually before she dies.
I would like to see that you all reach your goals. Please send me a private message if you need assistance. ;-)
Kiss a girl Have anal Have a threesome Engage in group sex Have phone sex Masturbate Use a vibrator Use a sex toy on someone else Be tied up Tie someone up Have sex in a public space Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count) Sex in a car Sex at a drive-in Mile-high club Sex with a stranger One-night stand Married sex Sex on a boat Sex in a body of water Light spanking Read erotica Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game Sex in the shower Sex standing up against a wall Sex with no kissing Sex in the pitch black Sex in the broad daylight Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin Sex in a tent in the wilderness Watch porn together Watch porn alone Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms Sex on the beach Blindfolds Using ice sexually Sexual role play Whipped cream La Perla lingerie sex Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex Sex with someone much older Sex with someone younger (legal!) Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner A quickie in a skirt A longie in the rain Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you Feather ticklers Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone Silent sex in a full house
OKOK...I have been listening to this song a lot lately. You know what...I have it memorized and I don't care if that makes me gay! I like the song. the video and the idea.
and oh Yes I love me some carry out!mmmmmmmmmmm....
Baby, you’re lookin’ fire hot I’ll have you open all night like I-hop I take you home baby let you keep me company You gimme some of you, I give you some of me
You look good, baby must taste heavenly I’m pretty sure that you got your own recipe So pick it up, pick it up, yeah I like you I just can’t get enough I got to drive through
Cause its me, you, you, me, me, you all night Have it your way, foreplay Before I feed you appetite
Let me get my ticket baby, let me get it line I can tell the way you like it, baby, supersized Hold on, you got yours, let me get mine I ain’t leavin’ till they turn over the closed sign
Check it
[Chorus - Justin Timberlake] Take my order cause your body like a Carry out Let me walk into your body until you Hear me out Turn me on, my baby dont you Cut me out Turn me on, my baby dont you Cut me out
Take my order cause your body like a Carry out Let me walk into your body till it’s Lights out Turn me on, my baby dont you Cut me out Turn me on, my baby dont you Cut me out
Number one, I take two number three’s That’s a whole lot of you and a side of me. Now is it full of myself to want you full of me? And if there’s room for dessert then I want a piece
Baby get my order right, no errors Imma touch you in all the right areas I could feed you, you could feed me Girl, deliver that to me, come see me
Cause is me, you, you, me, me, you all night Have it your way, foreplay Before I feed you appetite
Do you like it well done, cause I do it well Cause I’m well seasoned if you couldn’t tell Now let me walk into your body until you hear me out And turn me on, my baby, dont you cut me out
When you don't have it there is a vacuum that gets left within you. The heat of another body, warm quiet whispers in your ear, the breath on your neck
The taste, the feel, the rhythm of two people together. I'm not just talking about a fling, or a random sexual encounter. I am talking about being in synch with someone. That kind of passion and intensity where you want to look into someone's eyes while you are with them.
To hold someone, to lie next to them to hear their heartbeat. To have that person hold you, lay their head against your chest. To have that feeling ..ya know like YOU are their world. Does this make sense? Are you hearing me here? I am not talking about something sappy, or overly romantic gesture.
No I am talking about passion, and the comfort of lying in someone's arms or having them lie in yours.
Then suddenly you are lying there breathless. Words are meaningless, because the unspoken completely takes over and the communication is all physical. At that moment…there is no outside world, no jobs, no troubles, no tomorrow. Just that moment.
When you live a lone. Very alone like me. Not having this is one of the most difficult parts of my existence from day to day. The longing for it makes me ache most days if I am being honest.
Oh yes...make me feel good...Seriously one of my favorite movie scenes of all time.. Seriously Halle Berry OMFG she has it goin on!! How do you get a job like Billy Bob Thorton's that's what I want to know?!!
OK I totally stole this from Blue-Eyed Vixen, but seriously this is one of the hottest sex scenes..like ever filmed..on this planet or perhaps even through out the universe.
Like Vixen I so need to add this or something similar to this to the bucket list!!
Oh and for the record this was not an easy vid to steal! :-)
Ok this picture just makes me laugh, but I gotta ask do women know when they are sporting a camel toe? If they know do some of them do it on purpose? Is it weird that as a guy sometimes the camel toe can be a little sexy in the right situation?
Ok look I had a sex dream about my ex last night. Is that normal? It is kinda freakin' me out. Oh here is the weird part her current husband had put some sort of device in her Vajayjay to keep me out and I had to disable the device first.
I woke up before we actually did the deed, but just before her new husband caught us!
Oh and it really wasn't her body. I mean not that I recall. Is it weird I was with someone for so long and now I am starting to forget any aspect of it. I might just have fucking Alzheimer's I swear!
Is this normal? Has any one else ever had one of these?
Come to my window Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon Come to my window I'll be home soon I would dial the numbers Just to listen to your breath
I would stand inside my hell And hold the hand of death You don't know how far I'd go To ease this precious ache You don't know how much I'd give Or how much I can take
Just to reach you Just to reach you Oh to reach you Come to my window Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon Come to my window I'll be home soon
Keeping my eyes open I cannot afford to sleep Giving away promises I know that I can't keep
Nothing fills the blackness That has seeped into my chest I need you in my blood I am forsaking all the rest
Just to reach you Just to reach you Oh to reach you Come to my window Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon Come to my window I'll be home soon
I don't care what they think I don't care what they say What do they know about this love anyway
Come to my window Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon Come to my window I'll be home soon
This sooo sucks...Seriously....I mean me and my right hand like have a date night and everything. Seriously being single and somewhat isolated and not being able to fire off the old pecker pistol is a serious setback to my love life.
The reason you ask?
Post-Coital headaches. Everytime I polish the ol sword my head wants to explode after ward. Getting checked out by the doctor...but these headaches continue to stalk meI am goingt to die of DSB!
Your Freckles are like constellations on your body. I trace them with my finger I kiss the big stars with my lips. I like to explore your constellations. I am a wandering traveler seeing what new worlds of pleasure I will find. Thank you for sharing your universe with me.
