TMI - Tuesday ...The last of 2009

1. On a scale of 1-10, how good was your 2009?

Seriously a 2 maybe a 3. I mean there were good things, even fun things, but as a total this was probably the single most suck ass year of my existence without a doubt.

2. What are your favorite/naughtiest/sexiest/most fun 2009 memories?

That's just it. I don't have one....wait there was one kinda so I gues that will have to be it. Someone sexted me during one of my concert this year. The Messiah is a long piece in which a trumpet player does not play for like the first 45minutes. Someone started sending texts of a sexual nature during that and that made me laugh, and not stand up right away at intermission :-) However that's it...pathetic I know..

3. What’s the one thing you thought you would never do, but did in 2009?

Start falling in love with someone...but..well..anyway next question ( I really should not write these while drinking wine. I am such a Debbie Downer!)

4. What do you want to change in 2009?

Really I wish I had a coach. Someone who could spy and me and say " oh yeah this is where you fucked up" Maybe a professional "Manwhore coach" maybe I just want to be a Manwhore in 2010. I know if you read this blog or my other one I am probably destined to fail at this goal. Still its almost been 2 years I mean there HAS to be some hope for 2010!!

5. What is your all-time favorite gift (whether given or received by you)?

Bah...Fuck...I am really starting to hate this TMI. If you are talking of a sexual nature. I did have a few with the ex. However, I do remember vividly however this one girlfriend. We were driving late at night. She made me pull off into the woods and I think I received the single most best BJ ever in the front seat of her car. I don't know if it was the moment, the situation, the excitement but it stands out in my mind.

Bonus (as in optional): On special holidays- like birthdays, anniversaries, ringing in the New Year -are you more inclined to do a sex act that you wouldn't "normally" do? (things like fellatio/cunnilingus, anal sex, strap-ons/toys, videoing yourself/pictures, menage-a-trois/quatres, etc.)

Umm I didn't see anything I wouldn't do regularly given the chance! Oh wait ..yeah...fellatio and strap-ons are pretty much off the table like... forever! I wish.. I wish I had something going on for New Years, or any holiday. I ache it literally, but what can I do? The thing is I am not going to sleep with someone I am not attracted to or who I don't have ANY feelings about just so I can get my rocks off. I wouldn't even know where to begin. Silly me I know, but whatever... it is what it is. However if something really sexy and electric came along...well I am fair game and available. Otherwise this TMI is pretty much a FAIL!

Sexual Imagery

I know some of you are always looking for tasteful hot sexual imagery for some of your posts. I am not sure where I stumbled across this tumblr site, but I admit it is pretty damn good. The women are certainly stunning (a little ..well a lot on the unrealistic side) still they are gorgeous. I have to say the female figure is a thing of perfection in all its forms!

The site is well tagged, and while some of the imagery is pornographic in nature you can easily avoid that if you choose through the tags. Truthfully most of the imagery is tasteful and the talent level of the photography is very high quality.

**click on the photo above and enjoy!!**

HELP WITH YOUR NEW SNUGGIE!

It simply fucking amazes me that some dude took a blanket, put sleeves on it and has made like a billion dollars this Christmas. Everywhere I turned Snuggies were sold out AND you have no idea what it took to find one for my oldest daughter who insisted on the Leopard print one which is the rarest of all. My ex actually finally put a request on Facebook out of desperation just before Christmas (we had been looking for one for two months). An amazing thing was a friend received a mobile update in Nevada and was on their way to California, stopped off in a Target, found one and we had it the next day. The Internet is truly an amazing place.

Even more amazing is someone has already found some fun ways to enjoy your new Snuggie and has taken the liberty to illustrate it for you!

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Now for a little entertainment. I shared this YouTube duo a while ago, but I thought I would refresh it. This one makes me laugh every time. They are Über talented and really what the fuck IS the deal with your friend Steve? :-) Merry Christmas everyone

HNT - Do Not Open Until Christmas!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays...My Tux was still at the cleaners...so maybe for New Years!

This is the next best thing.

Remember no cheating ...do not open until Christmas !!! ;-)

I am doing a ride along with Santa this year and he promised I could do all the naughty houses. I hope you are on the list! :-D

OK..here it goes you pervs! (P.S. Sorry these pics aren't that great Well consider the source and I had to deal with my little man being over)

**Clickety Click...you know the drill by now**

**Please Unwrap**

**Ckick on this and bring some mistletoe**

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Don't forget to swing by Osbasso's to see who else is playing and don't forget about the Other HNT.

And now for a good laugh...This is exactly the kind of woman I need!

Manscaping

Sooo yeah...today's man is considerably a lot less hairier than yesterdays man. I laugh because I received the following email from an old highschool girlfriend yesterday:

"I’m at work and cant use yahoo. Okay remember the conversation we had a couple years ago about shaving? Well like I said I took your advise and have been doing it every since. Here’s the problem…lol (if it wasn’t you I would be totally embarrassed) okay last night I veeted Garry and burned the hell out of his balls!!!! So the question is 1. How do men veet and get it all clean and 2. What can I do for this guy now? He’s in a lot of pain and has to wear baggy boxers."

So after I finished laughing out loud...here was my response:

"OMFG...sorry that made me laugh a lot,,,, NEVER VEET or NAIR a man's testicles only the pubis region... All he can do now is use a good moisturizer and an occasional ice bag for soothing...For God sakes don't use anything that says "cooling" on it . That will make it worse.

Invest in one of those nice Venus Shavers with the four blades and the soap built in around it. I swear by them. I have never cut my balls with them an if you keep it up, like every other shower it is easy breezy down there. Now if you are really brave when he is all healed you can sport for him to get a manzillian. Also you and Gear Bear should invest in a good ..exfoliating after shave lotion/cream specific to preventing bumps and ingrown hairs. this will help prevent breakouts and rashes. They can sting a little bit going on as they have witch hazel in them, but that quickly turns to a warm sensation and then soon you are used to it. However, never use it on his nuts cuz he will punch you if you are the one applying it! :-)

Good luck....and enjoy the smooth ride!"

Now here is the deal first off I beleive everyman should manscape, unless of course you are like Asian or Indian and you don't grow hair naturally. Seriously though the manscape look is in and there are some good reasons for doing it:

1) You'll look and feel cleaner
2) More sensation all around the pubis region
3) No body gets anything stuck in anyones teeth...got it???
4) If you work out it shows off definition better, ever seen a male model or bodybuilder unshaven?
5) Even though it is an illusion it will make you feel and look bigger downstairs
6) Oh and if you ever do need a bandage, surgery, whatever medical you don't have to worry about getting hairs ripped out.

Now a guy really only has a few options for manscaping
1) shaving...this is the easiest but it needs to be kept up ..like every other day at least
2) Waxing or as they call it the manzillian. it does grow back and well its waxing need I say more.
3) Laser - permanent, not too painful, but it costs a pretty penny because it usually requires 3 or 4 go overs.

Personally although they are not too hairy I like my back and arms clean so I get them waxed. I leave my chest alone as it is not too hairy and I shave downstairs as I am too much of a pussy to consider getting it waxed by ANYONE.

Here is a pretty good article from ABC on the topic. Here is another pretty good "how To" video on manscaping.

“There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum... It's breathtaking... I suggest you try it!"
-Mike Myers as Dr. Evil in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

TMI - Tuesday ...Santa Baby

1. What do present do you hope ends up under you tree?

Honestly..YOU...who ever you are ...are you out there? Seriously do you just want to spend the holidays with me. I would make it worth your while. Would you be my present? I am never going to get that present am I?

2. What is the "naughtiest" thing you have ever done under a Christmas tree?

Well I have done lots of naughty things near a Christmas Tree, but never under it. I mean seriously I like the smell of pine, but I don't want sap and needles all up in my junk. With my luck a bulb would fall and I would roll over on it, and end up one of those emergency room stories that the doctor tells all his friends and then says "look Pictures!"

3. Do you prefer to give or receive?

Give give give ...I am a giver. There is no more powerful aphrodisiac for me than the female orgasm. I have said it before and I'll say it again I can get off on her pleasure alone. When you women arch your backs, moan, cry out, grab, and even shudder...man its such a powerful thing. I especially like it after when you have had wave after wave and you kind of lie there twitching still from it. I smile and say to myself "my work here is done" :-)

4. What is your favorite part off a sexual partner's body?

Her stem!..its where I put the air in she says it tickles as I blow her up.

Seriously, if I had a sexual partner there are a few spots I love. I like that part of her neck where her neck rises up and touches her ear, as well as the back of her neck. I love the very tip of her hard nipples, the inside of her elbow and the inside of her wrist. Her belly button and ESPECIALLY that crease where her leg meets her hips when her legs are bent back. I love the back of her knee and the last but not least that nice little spot under the hood. Love that spot. If I need to explain that last statement you prolly shouldn't be reading this blog.

5. What is your favorite part your body - the one you hope a sexual partner will find or pay the most attention to?

I am starting wonder how much information I should give away here. You might use this against me like Superman and Kryptonite. Oh who the hell I am kidding. Here they are in no particular order ( oh and I am skipping the obvious) . My neck and ears are really sensitive ..like REALLY sensitive. I have very sensitive nipples and other than that I don't know if this counts, but I really like occasional deep kisses during. I miss that...the ex really wasn't into that. I know some don't but I do..its hot!

Bonus (as in optional): [Idea blatantly stolen from Os and hist HNT wishes.] What Christmas wishes would you grant and to whom?

I don't know I mean all of the women who read this blog are pretty damn hot. I would grant their wishes I suppose. I guess if there was just one...just one person out there that had a Christmas wish that involved me.....well I guess if all the circumstances were right I would make it a very happy holiday.

HNT - But Wait There's More

This is an HNT repost for me. Due to having my daughter over and not wanting to COMPLETELY CREEP HER OUT! :-) The HNT I am working on is delayed ( inspired by you Vixen) ...so hold that thought and just enjoy my first HNT ever.


OK enough about that it is time for a little fun. I didn't go crazy as some guys do on HNT, but I don't think hanging my junk out there on the Internet is terribly sexy. I am no John Holmes, but I have never had any complaints. Personally I felt more attractive in these shots than showing off my private parts. Besides I am nervous enough as it is without taking that step. I was playing around with a costume for Halloween ( I hope I find a party) . This year I planning as going as a CSI officer. Well while I was trying on the vest I thought..."What the Hell" BD will probably get a kick out of this, and I was right! She helped me edit it some of my photos. OK, so here it is my HNT photos. Click on the photo to see the hidden photo behind it. I hope you don't find it too narcissistic.
Be gentle on me with your comments it is my first time (and most likely my last). OH OH and be sure to click on the music. I picked it JUST for this post!! :-)

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WANTED by JESSE JAMES

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